(April Fools) Hero Sentai Meteoranger 3

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Story: Ensemble Stars! April Fools: Hero Sentai Meteoranger
Characters: Chiaki, Kanata, Keito, Midori, Shinobu, Tetora, Wataru
Translator: distortedheart (twitter: adriessene)
Proofreader: 310mc1

Prologue ✧ Chapter 1 ✧ Chapter 2
Chapter 3 ✧ Epilogue
Location: Meteorangers Base

Keito: Ngh... Forgive me, Ten Shouin.

Wataru: A~hahahaha... They did us in with such flair, didn't they...

As we are now, we are no different than birds bearing clipped wings! Forgive me, Ten Shouin. I've failed your expectations.

Ahh, what a tragic ending! Noー Is this not the correct order of things? The philosophical concept of pre-established harmony? Evil is defeated, and justice prevails!

But were we not able to be as clowns and lift your spirits? If so, then I have no regrets! I shall gladly surrender this body to space with a smile... ☆

Keito: Hey, don't go shouting right in my ear! Ugh, we just lost— can't you be a little more irritated?

Wataru: Oh? Would you prefer I howl in anguish? Or, or, perhaps I should kick the ground in frustration!? Please tell me, Hassumii! ♪

Keito: Don’t cling to me, it's annoying!

... Our strength was far superior to theirs. However, due to our failure to cooperate, our power became our own undoing. Thus, we lost.

Meteorangers... I will not beg for my life. You may do as you please with the both of us.

Chiaki: Very well. Then, promise you'll no longer do anything evil!

Keito: Incorrigible.

Chiaki: Huh?! Why are you so angry?! I didn't say anything weird, did I?!

Keito: And what do you plan to do should we break our promise? We're your enemies. It would be in your best interests to eliminate us here and now!

Chiaki: True; our goal is to return peace to the universe. And to that end, you may be right in that we should eradicate you, who seek the destruction of peace, right here and now.

However! I believe there remains a part of you that truly loves peace! Now that you've been defeated, perhaps justice can now bloom within your hearts!

And before you realize it, maybe you'll even awaken as a hero! Isn't that so much better? And should that fail, I'll fight to reform you again, no matter how many times it takes!

That, without a doubt, is a true happy ending... ♪

Location: Outer Space



Eichi: "'A happy ending,' is it...? Certainly, were we to follow your script, we may reach the happy ending you've described.

... But, I'm sorry to say... your advance ends here.

A miracle can only happen so many times. Allow me to teach you of reality— something even the five of you cannot defeat."

Location: Meteorangers Base

Tetora: S-Sun Red-taichou! Look over there!! A ridiculously huge aircraft is here!

Kanata: It seems like the "final boss" has "shown" himself~... He looks... very strong.

Chiaki: It seems so. Everyone, this will be our final battle. Can I ask you all to accompany me even now?

Kanata: Of course. Because... this is why we've gathered, as the Meteorangers.

Tetora:Yes! Finally, we get to crush Ten Shouin, the root of all evil! I can’t wait anymore! Let’s get in Meteor King and defeat him already!

Shinobu: Ahahaha... You're so very eager for battle, Spirit Black-kun~ But, it is far better to savor the main dish as you eat it than to devour it whole!

Midori: Uuu... It's weird how motivated everyone is...

But, if I run away here... I'll regret it for the rest of my life... That shame'll stay with me for as long as I live... So, I'll at least do my best to fight now, since we've finally made it to the end...

Chiaki: Well said, Nature Green! Now, everyone's hearts are beating as one!

Ten Shouin, your evil deeds stop here! Give up now, since wewill defeat you!

Location: Outer Space

Eichi: "Fufu. It's so terribly cute how full of yourself you are... I'll neither run nor hide. Please, do everything in your power to reach me.

Will justice prevail, or will evil...? Now, I wonder whom the goddess of victory shall bless with her smile?"

Stage Select: Stage 4



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